A morning laugh (and a real article) sent by Matthew, who found it on Twi**er. Be sure to read the whole short article:
Some of the news can still raise a smile… pic.twitter.com/oHmq7gvdJJ
— Joe McGann (@JosephMcGann) December 3, 2015
You won’t believe what this lawyer did!
December 11, 2015 • 6:30 am
A panda? Well, that explains it.
Everyone who had exactly the same response, post here.
I literally lol-ed.
Yup:-)
Me too!
Makes me proud to be British!
However, that is only the second funniest thing I’ve read this week. The funniest?
That would have to be Donald Trump’s tweet describing Katie Hopkins as a “respected columnist”.
More details on the story here:
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2015/12/lingerie-clad-ex-lawyer-thought-woman.html
And while I have the opportunity, think of this poor chicken! :
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2015/12/woman-surprised-at-what-was-inside.html
I see the woman went all “bam, boo!” on the poor drug-pandering lawyer.
Is this McGann one of THE McGanns, as in the acting dynasty, and brother of the guy who played ‘I’ in ‘Withnail & I’?
Well, apparently he “identifies as a panda”, then it makes perfect sense.
The news is really pandering to our prurient interests these days.
Of course you mean “pandaring”.
Just wait till I post the animation of penis surgery later today. . .
Lock that man in a cage…and after one week he will have sex with anything. (cf. Jim Jeffries…panda)
Britian’s pandas’ sleep in beds? I never knew that.
I shall alert the Memphis zoo. Someone else may need to notify the National Zoo. Does this guy have a passport? Maybe we should notify China?
I very much doubt the poor woman or her children found the experience to be amusing.
An ex-lawyer, huh? This is what I have to look forward to post-retirement?
This reminds me of an incident involving, coincidently, an Englishman. I was at the Childe Hassam house museum in Connecticut, taking a tour with a small number of other folks. A man picked up an object from a mantelpiece. “Ah, ah” the docent admonished him. “Mustn’t touch.”
Inexplicably, the man said, “Oh, but I’m English” in a perfectly lovely English accent.
The docent paused for a couple of beats and said, “Nonetheless.”
In the 20 or so years since then, “nonetheless” has become an honored rejoinder in our house.
Great story! 😀
love it!!