The most repugnant headline ever

It’s from HuffPo, of course, and I count 4.5 repellent words or phrases in the  two headlines below. If you click on the screenshot, you’ll see another stinker in the second-page headline:

Apparently this is the way HuffPost thinks its readers talk, and perhaps they do.

And of course it’s about a tweet: that’s all that HuffPo reports on these days since its “reporters” are too lazy to do anything but look at Twitter.

28 Comments

  1. Posted May 20, 2019 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Ummm, so someone who hates instagram has some receipts, after their application for a student loan to visit Oprah schools got dissed?

  2. Posted May 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha. You are developing a prehensile ear for repellent words. This will make for a long haul to 2020.

  3. yazikus
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    I, for one, find the headline to be really impactful. Have you ever seen one that digs this deep on a shade-throwing tweet? I mean, they really dragged that person.

  4. Posted May 20, 2019 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    Just what the rich, white kids at CC need – a black woman to pay off their debt. I’d guess that many CC kids don’t even have college debt.

    • Posted May 20, 2019 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

      The CC kids I’ve known have been pretty cool. I’m sure some are jerks, but I haven’t met the jerks yet.

      My favorite CC kid worked with me in a restaurant, where I was a cook. She bused tables, wanted to become an environmental lawyer, take on the corporate polluters.

      I don’t know if she ever did. Her rich father approved of her though. I lost track of her after she graduated.

      I hope she’s busting corporate balls now.

      • Posted May 20, 2019 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

        Yes, the CC kids I know are also pretty good, but one thing that many of them don’t need is financial assistance 🙂 Morehouse students likely needier, and interestingly the billionaire who paid off the graduates’ college debts is a black fellow from Denver.

        • Posted May 20, 2019 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

          I see your point now. Thanks so much for the clarification!

  5. Posted May 20, 2019 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    Why do you subject yourself to this? Haven’t you suffered enough?

  6. Tom B
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    The medical students and residents that I teach clinical pediatrics to have never spoken that way. This, despite being millennials and supporting the people who complained when someone got offended after hearing a person say “get the COW”. COW being the computer on wheels but was assumed to be a weight reference. End result being “COW” is now no longer an acceptable word in the hospital.

  7. Ken Kukec
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 6:26 pm | Permalink

    Careful, man, that schadenfreude is strong stuff, as addictive in the long run as smack or crack or crystal meth. It’s all fun and games for a while, then you’re wandering around the back alleys of the internet lookin’ for your next fix, like Sinatra in Man With the Golden Arm, or like Gene Hackman after he gets kidnapped in French Connection II.

  8. Posted May 20, 2019 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    Don’t go FOMO and you won’t be canceled. Humble brag? I think not.

    Derrida would be proud.

  9. Roger
    Posted May 20, 2019 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    Don’t come for O, she’s too busy making celebrities out of obvious con artists.

    • Posted May 20, 2019 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

      But Roger, don’t you think con artists have been minoritized? Isn’t it about time someone platformed them? Don’t they too have a currently under-privileged voice that should be heard? I simply do not think we should rush to judgement here re: con artists.

      • Roger
        Posted May 21, 2019 at 5:38 am | Permalink

        Everyone should adopt one!

        • Posted May 21, 2019 at 7:40 am | Permalink

          I think our Con Artist in Chief gives them more than enough representation!

  10. Posted May 20, 2019 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    Word.

    😉

    -Ryan

  11. Jonathan Dore
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 1:08 am | Permalink

    Most repugnant ever? Certainly on this side of the pond, it’s one of the most incomprehensible ever.

  12. infiniteimprobabilit
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 1:14 am | Permalink

    I really can’t see what’s ‘repugnant’ about that headline. I agree the jargon used is appalling, but the substance of the headline is unexceptionable. Inaccurate, but then that would apply to 90% of headlines.

    Not that I’m fond of Oprah, she’s a bit too PC and woo-ish for my tastes, but I have to give her credit for her philanthropy.

    cr

  13. infiniteimprobabilit
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    But the subheading is:
    “You get a clapback! You get a clapback! Everyone gets a clapback!”

    What the hell is a ‘clapback’?

    cr

  14. Silvia Planchett
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    Let’s hope that English will one day be the the lingua franca of this country.

  15. TJR
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 4:48 am | Permalink

    Are you sure that’s not a Chris Morris headline from On The Hour or The Day Today?

    Once again, satire anticipates reality (by 27 years in this case).

  16. Draken
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    Is this another Histoire d’O?

  17. darrelle
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    Oprah has a school?

    Actually, now that I think about it I recall an article a while back about an Oprah school of some sort in SA that was allegedly being run more like a brothel than a school. No idea how true that was but nothing bad about Oprah or anything she may be involved with would surprise me.

  18. Lorna Salzman
    Posted May 21, 2019 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    It takes some kind of “genius” to write a headline without a verb. I am still trying to figure out what the headline says. Meanwhile, check out the “human interest” stories that HuffPo “adores”: their use of the word “adorable” for fuzzy animals, tiny babies, and cuddly people doing romantic things could be their most-used adjective. Can someone send them a thesaurus so they can find another word? For HuffPo itself, how about
    “abhorrible”?

  19. JB
    Posted May 23, 2019 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    I know this is overly pedantic but I’ll say it anyway: this wasn’t over a “tweet”. Tweets are made on Twitter and these were Instagram comments.


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