Sunday: Hili dialogue

December 30, 2018 • 7:00 am

by Grania

 

Good morning, I hope you all enjoy Sunday! It’s important to note that we have reached the apex of Coynezaa today.

Today in history was mostly a bloody day.

Birthdays

As we have a singer among the birthdays, here’s Phil Collins to serenade you into the day.

 

From Poland today there are birthday greetings from Hili, who may not quite understand the process.

Hili: Happy Birthday, Jerry, many happy returns of treats for me.
A: Hili, You can’t say that.
Hili: Down with political correctness!
In Polish:
Hili: Happy Birthday Jerry, życzę ci, żebyś mi przywiózł dużo smacznych rzeczy.
Ja: Hili, tak nie można.
Hili: Precz z polityczną poprawnością!

Fresh from Twitter today:

Humorous Twitter

This is a long but very funny thread

https://twitter.com/J_Dot_J/status/1078841165632466944

The perils of cosplay

Biological Twitter

https://twitter.com/LlFEUNDERWATER/status/1079338101997219840

https://twitter.com/rmartinledo/status/1079051829953118209

https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/1079081167461253121

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1079082293367427072

https://twitter.com/LlFEUNDERWATER/status/1079041706274611200

Felid Twitter

FYI Twitter

This is what Brussels sprouts really look like. (From a grocery store near Chicago.)

I could think of other reasons too

Unbearable Lightness of Being Twitter

https://twitter.com/MsMollyRachael/status/1078767908594032640

 

Engineering Twitter

Yet another demonstration that precision is not the same as accuracy, not to mention the need for metric education in America. Do the maths. (From a pet shop in Wisconsin).

 

Hat-tip: Matthew, Greg

53 thoughts on “Sunday: Hili dialogue

  1. 1949 – Jerry Coyne, American biologist

    That one is so tantalisingly familiar… I just hate it when you can’t quite place a name.

    😀 😀 😀 Happy birthday, boss.

    1. The software team pulled an all-nighter just before it opened to the public.

      Start;
      If train_x occupy( line_1)
      And destination( train_x, gate_5 )
      And if train_y not_occupy( line_1 )
      Then
      Go_for_it( train_x);
      Else
      Switch_line_2( train_x );
      Else

  2. Our Brussels sprouts still look like that.

    Well, one of the stalks does, we ate the sprouts from the other one! The remaining stalk doesn’t have much longer to go; yum.

    1. For the first time in years, I grew my own sprouts for Xmas. Jolly good they were too. Even the grandchildren ate one or two each.

      Happy birthday Jerry. May your shadow never grow less!

      1. Bravo!

        We used to get all our veg from a farm shop about 1/4 mile down the road and produce like sweetcorn and sprouts was harvested as you bought it; happy days. The current farm shop is closer but the produce comes from further afield. It is still better than supermarket produce.

        1. Ah, good for you! We have a couple of farm shops within 10 minutes’ drive – and others a bit further away, but they mainly concentrate on fruit – and I get most of our veg from them. As you say, whatever’s been harvested: pot luck.

          Still have to get my bananas and oranges from Sainsbury’s, though.

          1. We still have a bit of xmas veg left… definitely sprouts and swede with dinner tonight (31st December).

            Our original chap stopped producing veg and switched to supplying the local log needs; bit of a shame, but it happens. The chap who took over the other farm actually buys all his produce in (mainly because the land is committed to horses) but it is as local as possible, and he carries excellent free range eggs. He does also stock the ice cream made at a farm a few miles further out, which is handy.

            The day North Lincolnshire produces bananas and oranges the lower latitudes will be toast, literally 😀

  3. OP:

    “…we have a singer among the birthdays, here’s Phil Collins to serenade you into the day”

    Livia? Roosevelt? I guess I’ll never know who the singer is for sure. 🙂

    Happy 69th* Coynezaa Prof!
    * Includes the zero Coynezaa

    1. Someone in marketing finally achieved the Zen of Wrong as a three step process.

      1) Incorrectly round 2.4384 to 2.43

      2) Mistype 2.43

      3) Get that puppy printed

      It is nice to see, I wonder if they also make video tutorials for those of us not so gifted.

    2. I always remember it as 2.43 metres, but you’re right, it is close to 2.44.

      But so far as sloppy equivalents go, plumbing pipe sizes are the worst – 1/2″ (nominal) water pipe seems to have been transmuted into 15mm (with no change in the actual hardware).

      cr

      1. The 1/2″ pipe measurement refers to the internal diameter. 15 mm is the external diameter. They are almost identical.

    1. Mr Grumpy, I think… well, it made me laugh. Also, he would appear to be applying all of the correct signalling with his electric lollipops, and he did get it parked in one 🙂

    1. The worm is quite impressive – reminds me of Moray eels which have a worrying tendency for the snorkeller for grabbing and holding – but the seabed stability is a bit worrying too. That stuff is not going to take a lot to get moving, if there’s any sort of a slope. Having lived in the devastation area of the Storegga Slide for 30-odd years, you think about such things.

  4. “… here’s Phil Collins to serenade you into the day.”

    And here’s Patrick Bateman to deconstruct the Phil Collins oeuvre for you:

        1. I was wondering more about the set up of the camera and when the director calls “action”. Michael has the answer to the albums question.

  5. H a a a a ppy, Happy Birthday, Dr Coyne !

    As my two – year – old granddaughter, Ms Ani Willow,
    kept on singing .after. the usual conclusion
    of the H B Song, this next “verse” of it:

    ” I don’t know but … … I’ve been told:
    IF you keep on dancin’,
    THEN you ‘ll n e v e r grow old ! ”

    Blue

  6. On this day Charles Darwin packed his bags after nine days and left New Zealand onboard the Beagle headed for home.
    That will be your tomorrow if your lucky enough to be in… let’s say, Hawaii.

  7. I went to look at the cool Rafael Martín-Ledo tweet on Twitter. Discovered he’s blocked me! I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of him! What on earth could I have done to upset him? Maybe it’s the atheism?

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