My new bathroom accessory

Yes, I bought it. It stands 22 inches high, very solid (all resin), and anatomically correct except for the annoying speculum, which extends over the whole wing. But the rest of it is accurate, including the “nail” on the bill and the leg band.  (The white on his bill is a piece of the styrofoam packing). The company also has other animals proffering bogroll, like bears and dogs, but this is by far the best.

If you come visit me, you’ll have the privilege of getting your t.p. from this bathroom gnome I now call Billzebum:


At least one reader I know will object to the orientation of the toilet roll.

If you want one, they’re here, and $7 cheaper than on Amazon. But there are only two left! The customer reviews are very positive:

Two comments (the first is a bit ungrammatical):


And then there’s this for only $9.93 (includes shakers). I can vouch for the quality of these products; they are solid and cute:

Can you tell that I miss my ducks?


  1. Laurance
    Posted October 21, 2018 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    When I saw that there is a new bathroom accessory I immediately thought, “bidet”. But a bidet isn’t nearly as esthetic and appealing as this Billzebum! Yep, you’re a duck lover all right!

  2. freiner
    Posted October 21, 2018 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    I’m no psychiatrist, but I’m anticipating some anal comments ahead.

  3. ladyatheist
    Posted October 21, 2018 at 8:26 am | Permalink

    The salt shaker duck is banded! I wonder if each one has a different number.

    • Janet
      Posted October 21, 2018 at 8:52 am | Permalink

      Oooo…good question, now I’m curious too.

      • Laurance
        Posted October 21, 2018 at 9:59 am | Permalink

        Unfortunately the Amazon picture is too blurred for me to see the number.

  4. Posted October 21, 2018 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    I don’t think this addition will get your crib featured in House Beautiful magazine, but it’s a nice touch.

  5. David Coxill
    Posted October 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    Yes the TP is the wrong way round ,i think a roll of TP with The snatch snatchers face on it would complete the Ensemble .

    • Diana MacPherson
      Posted October 21, 2018 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

      Oh good, someone else sees the error. It is actually driving me crazy seeing it with the TP that way. Anyone that visits Jerry, please reorient the TP.

      • Heather Hastie
        Posted October 21, 2018 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

        You’re both wrong, and Jerry is correct!

        I nearly bought some TP with PG’s face on it, but I decided I didn’t like the idea of his face anywhere near my p***y, even in jest!

  6. freiner
    Posted October 21, 2018 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    Concerning orientation: After years of back-rolling, some time ago I made the move to front-flapping as shown above — and I have never been happier! Life is now a joy. I’m never going “back” again.

  7. Posted October 21, 2018 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    It’s nice! If I ever get one of those TP holders, I’d re-paint the offending part.

  8. Posted October 21, 2018 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    Fabulous. I was surprised you even hesitated. I am glad you got the front rolling duck.

    • Claudia Baker
      Posted October 21, 2018 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

      Front rolling is the only way to go! (with apologies to Diana)

      • Diana MacPherson
        Posted October 21, 2018 at 5:31 pm | Permalink


  9. Posted October 21, 2018 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    Can you paint over the parts where the speculum shouldn’t be?


  10. Diane G
    Posted October 22, 2018 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    He goes so well with your tile! 😉

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