The world’s loneliest duck

BOTANY POND DUCK UPDATE:  James and Honey aren’t in the pond today. I don’t know if they’ll return, as they may be scoping out the staging area to see if other ducks have taken off again. But I’m heartened that, unlike several days ago, they left together, and I’m hoping they’ll travel together till next spring.

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This is a sad story, but not overwhelmingly sad; you can read about it from several sources (e.g., here, here, here, and here,). The upshot is that on the tiny island of Niue, (261 km²), a self-governing state that’s associated with New Zealand, a lone mallard drake appeared. The locals named it Trevor. Here’s where Trevor is:

 

Because it’s a coral island without free-standing water, there are no ponds, and Trevor was stranded high and dry. He eventually found a small puddle, and sticks to it closely, though it’s not nearly big enough for a duck. Moreover, there’s no food for Trevor. The locals started feeding him bread, but quickly realized that Trevor needs better noms. Now the locals not only bring him good food like bok choy, but carry buckets of water to fill up the puddle as it dries out. Even the local fire department has volunteered to keep Trevor’s puddle going. Still, it’s a lonely life, and Trevor’s now being harassed by a ROOSTER, for crying out loud.

Niue is a coral atoll without wetlands or ponds, so this duck has had to make do with a large puddle.

No one knows where it came from, or quite how it got there — and for that very reason it has become somewhat of a celebrity.

“Everybody knows about the duck,” said Randall Haines, who has lived on Niue for several years.

“We drive into town every few days and you can’t help yourself, you just sort of look over and see if it’s still in the puddle, and it is.

PHOTO: Trevor the duck has been having an increasingly miserable time of it lately. (Supplied: NZ Herald/Claire Trevett)

“Someone said, ‘Turn right past the duck’ and then the whole story came out, the only duck on Niue,” she said.

The duck — which appeared earlier this year — is widely known as “Trevor”, after New Zealand’s speaker of the House of Representatives, Trevor Mallard.

Niue is a self-governing state, but Niueans are citizens of New Zealand.

Despite its isolation it is not short of food. Trevett said it was being fed by locals, including offcuts of bok choy from the former New Zealand high commissioner.

The fire service has also been topping up its puddle.

PHOTO: Locals seem to agree the duck cannot stay in its ever-vanishing puddle forever. (Supplied: NZ Herald/Claire Trevett)

How did the drake get to Niue? The theories, which are not mine, are that he stowed away on a ship (unlikely) or flew there (not all that likely, but more likely).

Poor lonely duck! I’m hoping that Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand’s Prime Minister, will take pity on Trevor and have him moved to the main islands of New Zealand, where he can swim to his heart’s content and also find a mate. That would be in keeping with the animal-loving nature of my second homeland.

Here’s an 8-minute show about Trevor from Radio New Zealand (click on the screenshot). Heartbreaking!

h/t: Phil, Keith, Sue, Barry

16 Comments

  1. John S
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    I’d be worried; your fixations are showing…

    About half the time you wrote “James” rather than “Trevor”.

    Hmmm…

  2. Posted September 25, 2018 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    It is interesting how Trevor arrived there and how an island like this can self select what will survive.

  3. John S
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Please don’t “fix” that — it reveals your humanity.

  4. Simon Hayward
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    I’m fascinated by the comings and goings of your ducks, as a group our local ones seem to be a constant set right now (I guess if they switched out I wouldn’t notice). Perhaps because it’s a larger group. Yesterday evening there was a large committee meeting of mallards in our backyard, I counted 68 of them between us and next door, plus those on the water (but may well have missed some). I’m not sure what they were discussing but they eventually wandered off across the road to wherever it is they go for the night. They have come to recognize that when they cross as a group the traffic will stop. So they are unhurried in their waddling.

  5. Michael Fisher
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

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  6. busterggi
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    Net him already and take him to someplace survivable – birds get blown around, Connecticut got its first Roseatte Spoonbill last week when the hurricane blew it up this way.

  7. Posted September 25, 2018 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    Jame? Who is James?

    • Michael Fisher
      Posted September 25, 2018 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

      James Pond [licence to bill] the Botony Pond drake. He’s Honey’s Beau when she isn’t off elsewhere getting her webs re-oranged & nails sharpened [or possibly she’s window shopping for alternate mate material].

  8. mordacious1
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    He’s lived on the island for several years and seems to be doing well for himself. Enlarge the puddle and import a Mrs. Mallard.

    • Diane G
      Posted September 26, 2018 at 7:28 am | Permalink

      That’s good to know. But if mallards are not indigenous to this island, it would make better sense to remove him to a habitat where they already occur.

      (One wonders if he’s a wild mallard or a domestic…)

  9. Posted September 25, 2018 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    Could Honey be going off to where a bigger flock is, and perhaps they are all building up their flight muscles for the great journey south?

  10. BJ
    Posted September 25, 2018 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    “The duck — which appeared earlier this year — is widely known as ‘Trevor’, after New Zealand’s speaker of the House of Representatives, Trevor Mallard.”

    Oh, come on. That’s just too good.

    Much as it would be nice for the PM to help out this duck, it seems like she should probably be doing more important things. Maybe should could just tell an aide to “get someone to do something about that duck.” That would be acceptable.

  11. Mike
    Posted September 26, 2018 at 6:58 am | Permalink

    Surely it isn’t beyond the wit of the Authorities to either put him on a Plane to New Zealand, or dig out a bigger Pond for him. Poor lad.


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