Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ apostasy

Today’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “obey,” comes with the note, “You know it makes sense.” And to some Muslims, it does.

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15 Comments

  1. GBJames
    Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    Apparently the boys are now drinking Guinness out of cans. Doesn’t seem right.

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:41 am | Permalink

      Apostates! Even Cthulhu drinks his (it’s ?) Guinness draught. The FSM (SBUHMB) has a direct magma line from St James Gate to the appropriate parasitic vent of the One True Beer Volcano.

      • Torbjörn Larsson
        Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:57 am | Permalink

        You know it does not make any difference in double blind tests. / I would say “can it” but it seems rude. Um, what about “smile and beer it”?

        • GBJames
          Posted September 5, 2018 at 10:02 am | Permalink

          I don’t care how well you blind-fold me. I’ll always be able to tell if I’m drinking out of a pint glass vs. an aluminum can.

          • Taz
            Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

            While I certainly prefer draft, the Guinness cans with the special widget are very good. You’re supposed to pour them into a pint glass immediately after opening.

            • GBJames
              Posted September 6, 2018 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

              Precisely.

          • infiniteimprobabilit
            Posted September 6, 2018 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

            I agree. It definitely tastes better out of a glass. (Though how much of that is genuine and how much is in my mind I can’t honestly say).

            The worst is probably plastic cups.

            cr

        • Posted September 5, 2018 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

          You mean gin and beer it.

    • Michael Fisher
      Posted September 5, 2018 at 10:29 am | Permalink

      Do not be so dismissive of the can & the bottle when it comes to Guinness! Possibly** the finest Guinness in the World is a bottled product [maybe canned too – dunno] called Guinness Foreign Extra Stout (FES). It’s more heavily hopped than Guinness Draught & Guinness Extra Stout. It has a higher alcohol content at approx 7.4% ABV.

      The extra hops acted as preservative for the long ship journeys. It is the type of Guinness you’ll find in Asia, Africa & the Caribbean, and it accounts for half of Guinness sales.

      Nigeria consumes more Guinness than anywhere [including Eire] & they swear by the stuff.

      ** I like all forms of Guinness – the draught is the better choice in the peak of the day, whereas the bottled bomb that is FES is a beautiful late evening tipple. BTW I also like screw top wine – corks are bollix

      • GBJames
        Posted September 5, 2018 at 10:45 am | Permalink

        But for Christ’s (and Mo’s) sake, pour it in a glass when you drink it!

        • Michael Fisher
          Posted September 5, 2018 at 11:02 am | Permalink

          Lips to can or bottle is not couth you are right! The widget requires that one pour to a glass for maximum Guinnessosity – straight from the container only if you’re a navigator in a trench with no access to a glass

          The tyrant Fisher also demands that people stop grazing on the move in the manner of migrating bovinae. The fatty paw wrapped around the milk shake, the bottled water sipped as one bravely shops in the desert conditions of the High Street, the munch on the kebab while staggering down the way – all must stop before we’re a race of blobs! End rant.

      • Taz
        Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

        They’ve brewed it in Canada for a long time.

  2. W.T. Effingham
    Posted September 5, 2018 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    “The religion of Islam COMMANDS that we kill apostates! Er, at least I think that’s what the voices in my head told me that night on the mountain… I was a bit tired and hangry at the time.”

  3. JonLynnHarvey
    Posted September 5, 2018 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    “your right to swing your arm leaves off where my right not to have my nose struck begins.”

    — originally attributed to John B. Finch Chairman of the Prohibition National Committee, later attributed to Oliver Wendell Holmes and many others

  4. Pray Hard
    Posted September 6, 2018 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    Not “allows”, commands.
    Explain that to an islamoleftist.


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