Cat pwns dog

This isn’t really news, just like “dog bites man” isn’t news. Still, this tweet, found by Grania, is cute (though embarrassing for the d*g):


  1. Diana MacPherson
    Posted July 6, 2017 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Haha. My dog has darty eyes like that too ๐Ÿ‘€

    • Mark R.
      Posted July 6, 2017 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      “darty eyes”…I like that and am going to keep it. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Diana MacPherson
        Posted July 6, 2017 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

        Haha. My dog is always darting her eyes around while you’re talking to her.

        You also might like the remake (that I made when the song was popular) of Betty Davis Eyes to Marty Feldman Eyes. “Sheeeee’s got Marty Feldman eyesssssss”.

        • BJ
          Posted July 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

          Your dog’s internal monologue: “must listen to master must listen to master…kind of hungry…OH MY GAWD WAS THAT A SQUIRREL No it wasn’t ok just calm down must listen to master don’t want master to be sad with me must listen to master…”

  2. mfdempsey1946
    Posted July 6, 2017 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    Give the dog props for not gulping down the cat like a snack, as happens, if memory serves, in an Anton Chekhov story whose title slips my mind.

    • Torbjรถrn Larsson
      Posted July 6, 2017 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      A Dane eating the kittens (but not cat) – An Incident [ ]!?

      Analogous, but also drawing the line at a small and recently pregnant cat as too much to handle for the largest dog out there.

  3. BJ
    Posted July 6, 2017 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    I love videos of cats beating up/scaring off animals ten to fifty times larger than them (anyone seen the few floating around out there of cats driving off bears?). My first cat, who was pretty small as far as cats go (and by far the sweetest cat I’ve ever had or encountered in my life when it came to people) beat up every single dog in the neighborhood. It was hilarious. Any time he saw a dog, he would just walk right up to it and start hissing and growling, and if that dog didn’t have the good sense to leave right away he would get a good drubbing ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Paul S
      Posted July 6, 2017 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

      Indeed. Of all the cats I’ve had they’ve never been afraid of d*gs. Any playful chase time was always limited by the cats discretion. It’s scandalous they way cat’s have been portrayed.
      The only cat I’ve ever seen run from a d*g was a 30 lb ginger when my neighbor’s malamute went after it.
      In the ginger’s defense, the malamute had a reputation for attacking anything with 4 legs and was usually kept in the yard or on a leash.

      • BJ
        Posted July 6, 2017 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

        A 30 lb ginger?!? Did it run away, or roll away like a barrel on its side?

        • Paul S
          Posted July 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

          It was the one and only time I saw Warren the Fat Cat run.

          • BJ
            Posted July 6, 2017 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

            If his servants were going to name him after a president, they should have chosen Grover ๐Ÿ™‚

      • nicky
        Posted July 7, 2017 at 3:25 am | Permalink

        There are several videos of cats facing off gators. Very impressive, but I wonder how dangerous it is, that alligator could swallow the cat in one piece.

    • Diana MacPherson
      Posted July 6, 2017 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

      Touch not the cat bot the glove!! ๐Ÿ˜ผ

      • Colin McLachlan
        Posted July 7, 2017 at 5:03 am | Permalink

        Your clan motto does you proud. And I certainly wouldn’t argue with you about toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‰ . Our motto loosely translates as Brave and Trusty, but I’m not that brave.

        • Diana MacPherson
          Posted July 7, 2017 at 9:17 am | Permalink

          I like to translate it as “Don’t f*ck with me motherf*cker or I’ll f*ck you up!”

    • Posted July 6, 2017 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

      Well, in truth, that will not always work out that way.

  4. Nobody Special
    Posted July 6, 2017 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    Not being clued up on internet lingo, I saw the title as ‘Cat pawns dog’ and wondered how much for.

    • Diana MacPherson
      Posted July 6, 2017 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

      When I see “pwns”, I think of prawns then get a hankering for shrimp. ๐Ÿค

  5. Posted July 6, 2017 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    POOR BABY. you know those kitten claws are like needles on that sensitive nose

  6. Posted July 7, 2017 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    The look on the d*g’s face says it all: WTF just happened?!

  7. jeffery
    Posted July 8, 2017 at 12:39 am | Permalink

    “Cat PWNS d*g”- why, that’s not news; that’s a “given”! Cats ALWAYS pwn d*gs!

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