Comey’s memo leaked!

And it was released on Twitter! Here it is, courtesy of the eagle-eyed Matthew Cobb.  Even if l’affaire Flynn doesn’t get Trump impeached, the way he eats steak surely will. 

56 Comments

  1. pck
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

    I am glad that PCC(pbuh) has finally seen the light and is ready to denounce Trump’s disgusting steak preferences, when he lamented the outrage over it on November 17, 2016.

  2. Anshul
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    The true travesty is how he eats his steak. How this wasn’t enough to impeach him astounds me

  3. Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    god, this is the funniest memo I’ve read in ages.

  4. Randy schenck
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    It sounds like a guy on the titanic in the last five minutes. Please get this guy and his steak out of my face. I don’t want this to be the last living memory I have.

  5. rasmo carenna
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    To me it looks like a joke.

    • sshort
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

      totally

    • Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

      With Trump, how can you tell?

    • Historian
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

      I agree. I will be flabbergasted if this is real. It is mildly amusing, however.

      • Randy schenck
        Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

        Frankly I do not see why so many would think fake. Comey is known to makes notes of everything. The FBI teaches it. If someone were creating a fake, would they do it like this?? I do not think so.

        • Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

          It’s a spoof.

          • somer
            Posted May 17, 2017 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

            even so. Pretty funny.

        • mikeyc
          Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

          It is certainly fake. It is funny and, srsly, do you think the head of the FBI at a dinner with Trumpo that he would write notes about how weird it is to use catsup on steak but not any direct quotes from the pres? Further the comment from Trump about Comey allegedly came in a meeting in the Oval Office, not at a dinner.

          Clearly a send up.

        • Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

          How are there people who think this is real? I am rapidly losing hope for humanity. Randy Schenck, you think the director of the FBI would write (*in pencil*), “am I being punked? This is getting weird. He asked for ketchup. Etc.”

          • Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

            Ok, maybe it’s not pencil, but still. “This is happening…Please help me.”

    • Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

      Oh for crying out loud–do you think I’m so STUPID that I would think this was serious?

      It’s clearly a JOKE, and perhaps based on PuffHo’s article criticizing him for eating his steak well done.

      • justin seabury
        Posted May 17, 2017 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

        With all of the news about Trump coming out being so surreal, that note is almost so normal that it would be believable. Or at least something I would write if I were subjected to having to eat with that man. Oh the giggles!

      • Ken Elliott
        Posted May 17, 2017 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

        I think maybe many of us were hoping it was the real thing. It finally became obvious that it was a spoof, but I went into it thinking the reverse. It’s hilarious, nonetheless.

    • Heather Hastie
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

      I have no doubt this is fake. Very funny though!

  6. Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    Wait — Comey’s a lefty? Well, that does it — clearly no way we can trust the word of somebody so sinister!

    Ah, well…back to the drawing board. Maybe we should ask Putin for that recording, after all — and then play it backwards! Ha! Bet nobody thought of that!

    Cheers,

    b^

    • Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

      I caught your very dexterous pun.

      • Ken Kukec
        Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

        Quite adroit, too, n’est–ce pas? 🙂

        • Colin McLachlan
          Posted May 18, 2017 at 9:25 am | Permalink

          I thought it a bit gauche.

        • Posted May 19, 2017 at 11:47 am | Permalink

          Maybe…but I’m still wondering why nobody has yet recognized this as evidence of a left-wing conspiracy….

          b&

          >

  7. Aldo Matteucci
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    presumably, Comey used Trump’s empty ketchup bottle to send the memo on its way

  8. Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Hoax I think.

    • Hempenstein
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

      I think so too. Nothing on it not publicly known. And the FBI director would write this way? And on a full-sized legal pad while eating?? Doesn’t pass my sniff test.

      Wish it did.

    • Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

      It’s not a hoax, it’s a JOKE!

      • Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

        Obviously. It’s telling though about just how surreal this presidency is that some here thought it real.

        • busterggi
          Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

          Had it been written from Trump’s pov…

        • tomh
          Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

          It’s more telling about some of the readers.

      • phoffman56
        Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

        Phrased alternatively, it is so obviously a hoax that it’s not one, just a joke.

  9. Ullrich Fischer
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    There is a small probability that his is a joke, but it sure looks authentic given what we know so far. 🙂

  10. Michael
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    He needed to add “Now I’m sorry I helped him win.”

  11. busterggi
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    I don’t get it – why is Trump so concerned about the Clitoral College?

  12. Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    Its obviously a joke. Comey typed up his memo later in the evening after he got home. This is hand written in the present tense.

    And wasnt’ Trump attacked during the election on HuffPo for liking well done steaks?

  13. JonLynnHarvey
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    I remember well when Sean Hannity went after Obama for ordering spicy mustard on a hamburger, as if that made him an elitist snob. (Hannity even replayed the 30 year old ad for Grey poupon with the guys in the limo.) Drumpf has clearly committed the real culinary faux pas.

  14. GBJames
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    lol

  15. darrelle
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    The really funny thing about this is that the reality is probably more bizarre than this joke.

  16. Posted May 17, 2017 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    Reblogged this on The Logical Place.

  17. Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    I’m glad no one is considering well done steak as grounds for impeachment, but the ketchup thing?

  18. Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    While clearly a joke, it’s a pick your own fact or fiction when it comes to Le President Moron. The only part that didn’t add up was Comey being so informal. If it weren’t for that, it would be hard to see it as a joke.

    • Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

      I think “Please help me… Help me” should have nailed it for everyone, even when dealing with the Bizarro in the White House – MC.

      • Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

        “I think “Please help me… Help me” should have nailed it for everyone”

        While I agree, and never thought this was real, do any of us know Comey well enough to assume he’s more mature than the “adults” who have actually made comments like that about Trump, and his well done steaks with ketchup?

        • Heather Hastie
          Posted May 17, 2017 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

          He might have thought them in his head, and the description of the conversation is actually plausible, but writing it all down on a full size legal pad during dinner with the president? Really? That doesn’t happen, even in Trump World.

          Now if someone could fake a tape of the conversation …

  19. Ken Kukec
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Now, that’s funny; I don’t care who you are.

    Maybe it should’ve come with a “proof of life” photo?

  20. Randy Bessinger
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    A fake IMHO

  21. Roger
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    Fake news!!

    • Roger
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

      It’s rigged!!

  22. Michael Fisher
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    Is this a hoax/joke comments section?

    I’m gobsmacked. Really!

  23. Posted May 17, 2017 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    You got me. I thought it was real!

    Well…it probably WAS “real”, just not really written by Comey while eating with Trump.

  24. somer
    Posted May 17, 2017 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    Ha. Ha. Comey chronicles how he had to battle to hold onto his sanity dealing with SuperCretin

    • somer
      Posted May 17, 2017 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

      I know its a joke but when I’d read it I had to tone down the laughter lest someone think me on a substance or something!

  25. Matthew North
    Posted May 18, 2017 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    Let’s all hope this finally takes the Orange Monstrosity down, once and for all. The Embarrassment in Chief has gotten away with this kind of shit his entire life. He was the pampered rich kid who got the bulk of his wealth from his father. His father, Fread Trump, whose net worth in the early seventies was over a hundred million dollars, (adjusted for inflation approaching a billion in today’s dollars), set him up with money, real estate, and political connections in New York when Donnyboy was in his early twenties. I’m convinced that if his father had died when Casino Mussolini was a little kid he wouldn’t be where he is today. There’s still doubt that he’s truly a billionaire. Forbes says that he’s worth $ 3 billion, but no one outside his organization knows how much liabilities he has. It’s known he got $600,000 in loans from China. Factor in all of his liabilities and I’d bet his net worth is much less than a billion. One financial analyst said that if Agent Orange had simply put his inheritance money into an index fund he truly would be a billionaire. I’m no saint, but I like to think that I’m a rational, fair minded person. I was appalled that such an arrogant, obnoxious, blatantly obvious conman and Cheeto-headed buffoon could actually be taken seriously by other people, people that I had thought, (hoped?), were rational too, and help that awful fool make it into The White House. FBI Director Comey says that he was mildly nauseous that he may have helped Commander Marmalade get elected by swaying the election against Clinton. Well, I was more that mildly nauseous at 11:00 PM. on November 8th 2016 when you could see that the Tangerine idiot was going to win the election. I’m hoping,(if I wasn’t an atheist I’d say praying), for impeachment proceedings.

  26. Posted May 18, 2017 at 6:29 am | Permalink

    Well to be fair, if you order your steak well done, you might as well put ketchup on it.

    • Colin McLachlan
      Posted May 18, 2017 at 9:29 am | Permalink

      Exactly. It’s the only flavour you’ll get. Cheaper ordering a slice of cardboard with ketchup.


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