God gets email

I may have posted this a long time ago, but I found it recently and so here it is. It’s God’s inbox at his Celestial computer. You can clearly date this by the topics and senders.

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31 Comments

  1. Mark Sturtevant
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    Very funny. Lots of great little details. I see where Richard Dawkins is telling the Almighty that he does not exist. 🙂

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      … from a spoofed email address. Hilarious!

  2. AbbeFaria
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 8:50 am | Permalink

    The best part is which messages have been read and which have been ignored.

  3. Geoff Toscano
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Hmm..the ‘let believers perish’ is equally spread between Muslim, Christian and Jew. Maybe it’s a conspiracy?

    • Geoff Toscano
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 9:12 am | Permalink

      Above should of course read ‘unbelievers’.

      • infiniteimprobabilit
        Posted October 2, 2016 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

        Either will do.

        (And let G*d sort ’em out…)

        cr

  4. Posted October 2, 2016 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    I notice the time is 5:52 on God’s computer. What time zone is that?

    • Torbjörn Larsson
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 10:46 am | Permalink

      Godfly time?

  5. GBJames
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    God should get himself a Mac.

    • John
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 11:25 am | Permalink

      That is a Mac. He’s all about image.

      • GBJames
        Posted October 2, 2016 at 12:09 pm | Permalink

        It is indeed. And I need to learn to withhold commenting until after my coffee is finished.

        • Posted October 2, 2016 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

          But it’s the old Aqua interface, which dates it.

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          • Posted October 2, 2016 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

            As does the football schedule. (Saints – of course.)

            • gravelinspector-Aidan
              Posted October 2, 2016 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

              … and the “’08 election results” document on the desktop.

  6. Posted October 2, 2016 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    Omniscience requires virtual diligence, spam detection, and a divine password.

  7. Bill Gilliland
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    I like how God’s iTunes Player is on an Ethel Merman song.

  8. Vaal
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    That was great!

  9. JonLynnHarvey
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Doesn’t the Almighty have a spam filter???

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

      …and if she does, does it operate before or after the kosher filter?

  10. Merilee
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Sub

  11. Christopher Bonds
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    New mail:
    from JBSH@lymexylon.co.in
    Subject: Why so many f***ing beetles?

  12. Gregory Kusnick
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    Why is he forwarding mail to Jesus? I thought it was three aliases for just one inbox.

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted October 2, 2016 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

      THAT is a line I shall try to remember for the next time I have to try to “explain” the trinity to someone.

    • Posted October 2, 2016 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

      For data retention purposes. Ask Hillary.

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  13. Paul Sommer
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    Funny! I appreciate your books and blogs. Keep up the good work.

  14. Posted October 2, 2016 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    bestofgeorgeburns.wmv and Jesus baby pics

  15. gravelinspector-Aidan
    Posted October 2, 2016 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

    Separate folders for “Earth”, “Other Galaxies”, “Other Planets” and “Pluto.”
    Well now we know who doesn’t pay the Ferryman.

  16. Posted October 3, 2016 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    Thank you, I needed that bit of fun today.

  17. MP
    Posted October 3, 2016 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    Going by Richard Dawkins’s email, God DOES EXIST!

  18. Posted October 3, 2016 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Needs a DOOM window with the command “iddqd” typed in it. 😉

    Also, where’s Google Earth pointed at? Can anyone tell?

  19. Mike
    Posted October 5, 2016 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    Love the one about the DNA test.lol


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