Dan Barker feeds his chipmunk friend

Dan Barker, co-president of the Freedom from Religion Foundation, is making friends with the chimpmunks in his yard. Here’s a new video of him feeding his “little friend”. Note the container of nuts he thoughtfully brings outside.

All good atheists feed rodents!


  1. busterggi
    Posted September 19, 2016 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    I no longer have chipmunks in my area, my cats thought they were very tasty while they lasted though.

  2. Posted September 19, 2016 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if they live in chipmonasteries…

    • busterggi
      Posted September 19, 2016 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

      If they do they don’t take vows of silence.

    • Posted September 19, 2016 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

      Here’s a relevant joke:

      A traveler, lost on a rainy night, stumbles across a monastery and takes shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner, which turns out to be the best fish and chips she’s ever had.

      After dinner, she goes into the kitchen and asks “Excuse me, but who cooked that meal?”

      Two of the brothers step forward in response.

      “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.”

      “Pleased to meet you both. I just wanted to thank you for a *wonderful* dinner.”

      Both brothers smile and murmur “Thank you; our pleasure.”

      “Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”

      Brother Charles says, “Well, I’m the fish friar.”

      She winces, turns pale, and says to the other brother, “Oh, no. Then you must be…”

      “Yes, I’m afraid I’m the chip monk.”

      • Taskin
        Posted September 19, 2016 at 2:59 pm | Permalink


      • busterggi
        Posted September 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

        Hey Abbott!

      • Randall Schenck
        Posted September 19, 2016 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

        Worried there for a while. Thought it was going to be more like the farmer jokes.

        Salesman stops at the farm house. It is late and he is lost. Sorry but do you have a room for the night. The farmer says yes but you will have to sleep with my beautiful daughter. Oh, then can you tell me how far to the next town.

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted September 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

      Oh FSM, look at what you’ve started.

  3. Taskin
    Posted September 19, 2016 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    That’s impressive! 🙂

  4. Diana MacPherson
    Posted September 19, 2016 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    Cute chippy! They don’t see very well so sometimes will accidentally bite your finger and jump back all surprised.

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