Kitten steals money; won’t relinquish it

A greedy and clearly penurious kitten won’t let go of this money. (What’s the language and the money?) He clearly wants to go buy drugs—catnip!

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26 Comments

  1. Ken Kukec
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    Typical cat burglar.

  2. missironfistatheist
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    Awww! Did I hear a little kitten growl?

    • Charleen D. Adams
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

      There’s a cat that’s adopted me, which also growls. And this cat is huge (see below). When he hears d*gs, this sweet lap-loving creature turns growling gangsta:

      • Stephen Q Muth
        Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

        Apparently, one should not directly link to Dropbox files when posting to a WordPress page. (I noticed similar behavior when one directly links to a few different image-hosting sites).

        • Charleen D. Adams
          Posted July 15, 2016 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

          Thanks. I deleted it.

          • Stephen Q Muth
            Posted July 15, 2016 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

            It’s always an adventure to me… figuring out how these WordPress sites behave. If you want to re-post it (or other stuff), it can be done here using this construction (where the brackets are replaced with signs):

            [a href=”URL”]text description[/a]

            A little complicated, but works every time. 🙂

            • Stephen Q Muth
              Posted July 15, 2016 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

              wordpress ate up my “greater than” and “less than” signs in that last message. I’m still learning. “” – standard html link construction, in other words.

              • JohnnieCanuck
                Posted July 16, 2016 at 12:57 am | Permalink

                Ampersand gt; for > and ampersand lt; for < when you need to display them without their getting eaten.

  3. franprevas
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    If you go to youtube, several commentators are sure that the kitten is Jewish.

    • Ken Kukec
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

      Let me guess: they spotted a missing foreskin?

    • JohnnieCanuck
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

      They’re wrong. You can tell by the money. That’s a Scottish Fold.

  4. caitlinburke
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    Oh kitty STOLE it, eh? How can you be so sure!

    • Paul S
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

      Not stole, purrloined.

  5. Charleen D. Adams
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    Penurious (new one for me!) baby felid sequesters loot; enisles itself from its staff to plot a procurement for edibles of the Nepeta cataria variety.

    • rickflick
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

      enisles (new one for me!). Read WEIT. Boost your word power.

  6. Merilee
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    🐾🐾

  7. dariusz402014
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    1000 rubles (almost 16 USD). Russian

  8. Q-Tim
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    The language and the money are both Russian. The banknote is 1000 rubles (not sure if it’s a current one), which is roughly $15.

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

      Rubles : I thought it looked familiar, and it’s 10 years since I was last in Russia, so it could be quite old. I don’t think they’ve re-issued bank note designs since I was there last.
      However, of probably greater consequence, there appears to be a coup d’etat going on in Turkey at the moment. That will firmly plant the felines amongst the flock of Columbidae.

  9. John Danley
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    Templeton pay day.

    • Kevin
      Posted July 15, 2016 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

      Brilliant.

  10. frednotfaith2
    Posted July 15, 2016 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    Kitty needs money because he has a nasty catnip addiction and needs a fix.

  11. Leslie Fish
    Posted July 16, 2016 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    Heheheheheh. Bribe the kitty! Offer a saucer full of sardines, and the little critter will give up the bill. I’ve done it myself a few times.

    –Leslie <

  12. Coolred38
    Posted July 16, 2016 at 4:12 am | Permalink

    I read that a lot of money is used for drug deals and when tested, most money has traces of drug residue. Maybe kitty is reacting to that?


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