If you’re a baker and an ailurophile, you really need to get one of these. Imagine a pie crust embossed with cats—how cool would that be? These wooden rolling pins are engraved with lasers, and emboss their patterns on your dough:
But many designs are available. This is one that Matthew Cobb (a dinosaur lover) would like. Dino cookies!
Or you can get foxes (honorary cats):
If you’re solipsistic, you can have your name engraved:
You can buy these and many other designs at the Etsy store Valek Rolling Pins (they’re made in Warsaw, Poland). Most of these will set you back $40-$50, while custom designs will set you back about $135.