From Giles Fraser’s Twi**er:
…by the Holy Ghostwriter…?
And when they analyse the handwriting, what will they diagnose Him with?
Oh, that’s easy. Multiple personality disorder.
No, Ben. What will they diagnose EACH of his multipple (actually, I think that I’ll leave that typo intact) personalities with?
And will the sentences run consecutively or concurrently? For an immortal (new laptop, new keyboard layout ; multiple typos ; that one started out as “immoral”), invisible sky fairy, the concept of multiple lifetime sentences running consecutively does actually mean something.
You hint at the proper sentence: a run-on colon splice. After all, the one’s intestines are already readily accessible….
Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris, and Dennett. With appropriate comments.
Love it … and, as is often the case here, the comments are even better than the original humorous post.
Esp. the first: “im looking forward to the book tour.”
I keep trying to find a Bible that has the original page 1:
“This is a work of fiction. Any relationship between the persons, places, or stories in this book and any actual person, place, or story is purely coincidental.”
There is a very apropos video about this, but I forget how to add a link without it turning in to an embed so whoever is interested go to the following code on Youtube
Amusing. Here’s a clickable link.
Many years ago from XELO, Del Rio, Texas, there was an advertisement for an autographed picture of Jesus Christ. I wish I had ordered on, so I could sell it on eBay.
We sent this to my brother, who immediately queried, “Immaculate Inscription?”
Signed “The Ground of all Fonts.”
Original title of that book:
Mythology for Dummies
Signed by the hand of God.
Hence, the Invisible Hand.
Or … … likely with that B I I I I G and Mightily Omni – Potentate – ally , Hirsute – y, Scribal One which believers so ‘know’ from time to time reaches His Digits out and down –– to do Certain Thingies, eg, as such scriptures’ signings –– from All o’ His Holy Cloudliness.
Fire sale? Singed copy?
Any reports of someone smote being by lightning for doing this?
Maybe there is a jesus-face potato chip stuck in the pages.
A couple of years ago a ‘biography’ of a then famous Australian race horse was published. I saw an advertisement for signed copies! Not having purchased one, I don’t know if the signature was a foot print! If horses can sign books, who knows…
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