I’m convinced that the famous “Jesus-in-a-dog-butt” picture is a Photoshop job, but this one, showing the rear of a Mexican trapdoor spider, is undoubtedly authentic. And what it proves is that the One True God is the Aztec Sun God. Clearly the sensus divinitatis was really installed not in the Middle East, but in Mesoamerica.
It’s also a really cool spider, and the patterns of its butt-plug are completely mysterious to me.
h/t: Twi**er of Zia Tong via Matthew Cobb