It’s Darwin Day—the 205th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin (and, of course, of Abraham Lincoln, who was born on the exact same day). Hili is celebrating in her own way:
Hili: Do you know what kind of bird that is in that tree?A: No, it’s too far away.Hili: What would Darwin do?A: Shoot it and have a good look at it.Hili: Then would he eat it?A: No, he would stuff it and send it to London.Hili: What a silly thing to do.
Hili: Czy wiesz co to za ptaszek siedzi tam na gałęzi?
Ja: Nie, jest za daleko.
Hili: A co by Darwin zrobił?
Ja: Pewnie by go zastrzelił i porządnie obejrzał.
Hili: I zjadł by go potem?
Ja: Nie, wypchał by go i wysłał do Wielkiej Brytanii.
Hili: To głupie.