Lucky you—you get three goodies today from Poland.
First, here’s how to charge your cat. Warning: be sure cat’s batteries are completely run down before you recharge. Illuminated indicator lights indicate fully charged battery:
This item on eBay is the first time I’ve seen a sculpture actually made by a cat, and if you have roughly fifty dollars that you don’t need, you may want to pick it up. It’s by Mike the Cat, and is called “Toilet Paper Descending.” You have six days to bid, and the price may skyrocket.
The item description includes the following:
“‘Toilet Paper Descending’ shows an expertise in the medium rarely seen in a cat of his age, five.” - Cornelius O’Toole, cat art critic
You will receive “Toilet Paper Descending” as pictured, inside a 9-3/4″ sq. x 9-3/4″ h display case, which is acid-free and archival quality.
The clear display case will also keep the sculpture dust-free and will protect it from any “artists” in your household.
The artist, Mike the Cat:
And speaking of bad moggies, here are some “Cat confessions” from imgur, reminiscent of China’s Cultural Revolution (there are many more, all hilarious, at the site).
Send in your own cat photo with a “confession” (note: it must be true). If there are at least ten entries, the winner gets an autographed book with their own cat drawn in it.
h/t: Barry, Gregory