Catheist bus poster

Well, this gives me cognitive dissonance. . . . .

(You needn’t inform me that it’s fake).

p.s. All comments must be in LOLspeak.

41 Comments

  1. Hayden
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    I heartily approve of this bus ad.

  2. Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    I r offended.

  3. Steve
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    I canz sub

  4. JBlilie
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    So offenzif! So stridenz! So confruntailshunal!

    • Daryl
      Posted April 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

      Thaz wut u git frum Richard Pawkins – soo disrespektful. Hee ownz slaivez, u knoe.

    • NoAstronomer
      Posted April 4, 2012 at 6:41 am | Permalink

      Pluz wun!

  5. Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Fake! When you squint, you can spot the pixels and all. I’ve seen my share of photoshops in my time and…

    Ok, I’ll just stop now…

  6. Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    ¿Wen iz going teh NY MTA show da same messij on teh Madizun Avenoo bus?

  7. eric
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Ad iz werk of basement cat!

  8. Litchik
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    I iz suhpreezed. I wuz shur he anzered myz meyowlz.

  9. Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    heretickz

  10. Sastra
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    If ther iz no ceiling cat, then WHY IZ THER MICE???!!!11!!!?

    Iz evolvd shur — but WHY???!!!11!@!1

  11. Posted April 3, 2012 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    I wants 2 c dis in real life! Y iz not akshully on busez, yet?

    I demandz it!

  12. Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Also, dis ar teh bad spellin. Shud be “thar probably iz no ceilin kat. So doan be embarasd. No wanz watchin.”

  13. Scientismist
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Iz Pazcat Wager: Ceiling cat promiz TUNA! if watch attic door. If watch, and iz ceiling cat, then TUNA! If no watch, no TUNA! If no ceiling cat, iz still dry crunchies. And naps.

  14. Grania Spingies
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    Iz teh wurkz uv Bafftiemz Cat.

  15. Roz
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    Ye ov littel faithz

  16. Duane
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Unleash Houndz of Hadeez!!

  17. Grokes
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    http://i43.tinypic.com/hrkgtw.jpg

    • agentwhim
      Posted April 4, 2012 at 4:42 am | Permalink

      Ah! Iz ontologicul!

  18. mk
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    C’est ou ça?
    cette pub, est elle censé de se moquer des français?

    • Filipe
      Posted April 3, 2012 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

      Mais oui, surement c’est ça.

      FRENCH IZ FUNNY PEEPS. IT BE ARRIVA BUS SO TEH ORIGINAL FOTO CUD COME FRUM LOTZ DA DIFFERENT COUNTRIEZ.

      • Posted April 4, 2012 at 6:10 am | Permalink

        Iz RHD, therfur iz British buz.

        /@

  19. Marta
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    U R Ceiling cat.
    I r not embarenz. I wantz u.

    • Cat Woman
      Posted April 3, 2012 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

      !!!MAWRRRR!!!
      Yu no canz wantz Jrry.
      Hiz mine! I sawz im furrst!

      Heyz… wanna goz halziez???!! >:}),

      • Marta
        Posted April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

        ok. haffziez will be fine.

        • Cat Woman
          Posted April 4, 2012 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

          LOL… tanx… i did mean hafziez, ‘courz.
          Zo we need humanz monnizz to flip… hedz or tailz, no? :D

  20. earlycuyler
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    NO CEILIN KAT? I HAS EVIDENCE IN MAH LITTR BOX. MAYBE IM GONNA LEEF SUM IN UR BED TONITE.

  21. Pray Hard
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!!!

  22. Mark Plus
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    But if Ceiling Cat doesn’t exist, who created the Toxoplasma gondii parasite to make us humans want to become cats’ servants?

    • Posted April 3, 2012 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

      Iz laik babble fish in Hitchhiker’s Guide– so obvious it showz theres no Ceiling Cat.

  23. Torbjörn Larsson
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    U taek teh red bus – u stay in Holi-Wood an i show u how deep teh rabbit-hole goes.

  24. Robert MacDonald
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    Ef teh kittehs iz desinded from teh wildkittehs, wai iz we stil havin teh wildkittehs?

  25. bad Jim
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Still embarest when barest. Hell iz other peephole?

  26. MorsGotha
    Posted April 4, 2012 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    Ceiling kat bus adz genrator:

    http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/

    • Posted April 4, 2012 at 5:43 am | Permalink

      Marvellous and as therapeutic as The Postmodernism Generator.

  27. Rob Bate
    Posted April 4, 2012 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    Jerry, if you would sponsor it I think we could raise enoough to put up some of these ads for real. Wouldn’t that be a refreshing use of public space?

  28. DrBrydon
    Posted April 4, 2012 at 7:47 am | Permalink

    Iz no seez dis wen Iz takz buz to shopz:
    http://goo.gl/xrqu7

  29. Milo
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    It sez ‘prolly’, rite? So it catgnostic not catheist.


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