The world’s best kitler

Many of you know that there is a whole website devoted to Cats That Look Like Hitler, or “kitlers.”

On the page of the “bestest kitlers,” I found this one. Meet Snowball, who bears a frightening resemblance to der Führer.


  1. Posted August 1, 2011 at 5:18 am | Permalink

    The question is, if you knew it would grow to become Hitler would you shoot its mother whilst it was still in her womb?

    • Posted August 1, 2011 at 6:06 am | Permalink

      That’s not the question.

      The question is, why doesn’t SuperJesusClaus, who knows all and can do anything, prevent the fertilized ovum from implanting?

      Or, why doesn’t SuperJesusClaus make that nice Mr. Hilter one of the greatest painters of the 20th century rather than a third-rate hack whose only recourse is to go into politics?



    • Notagod
      Posted August 1, 2011 at 10:09 am | Permalink

      Only if the “you” is a christian. For a decent person an abortion would be much preferred.

  2. Posted August 1, 2011 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    I wonder if it has toxoplasma gondii?

  3. Posted August 1, 2011 at 6:16 am | Permalink

    Should these be called Godwin cats, and be immediately banned from the Intertubz?

  4. Robert MacDonald
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 7:37 am | Permalink

    The cat’s name must be Pinky Pooh.

  5. llwddythlw
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    Has Snowball ever been known to bite the carpet in a fit of rage?

  6. Drosera
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Does it shout?

    “Those who come near my food bowl will be shot on sight.”

  7. Draken
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    It’s much better than the actual #1 at that site. Look at those eyes! I’m slightly inclined to think someone “helped” its looks a bit in photoshop.

  8. Alice Shortcake
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    Yes, I have grave doubts about the authenticity of Snowball’s moustache.

  9. Alex
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    I haz a nightmare nuw

  10. David
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    Photoshop? More likely a toothbrush and soot.

  11. Posted August 2, 2011 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    I think we should create a website for cats that look like Jesus!

    • Posted August 3, 2011 at 5:37 am | Permalink

      Well, there is this one picture making the rounds of a d*g’s hinders that looks like Jesus….


  12. Posted August 2, 2011 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    This looks like as good a place as any to try out the new WP registration.


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