By whom?

From Giles Fraser’s Twi**er:

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25 Comments

  1. Posted May 15, 2014 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    …by the Holy Ghostwriter…?

    b&

  2. Matt G
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 8:57 am | Permalink

    And when they analyse the handwriting, what will they diagnose Him with?

    • Posted May 15, 2014 at 8:58 am | Permalink

      Oh, that’s easy. Multiple personality disorder.

      b&

      • gravelinspector-Aidan
        Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:28 am | Permalink

        No, Ben. What will they diagnose EACH of his multipple (actually, I think that I’ll leave that typo intact) personalities with?
        And will the sentences run consecutively or concurrently? For an immortal (new laptop, new keyboard layout ; multiple typos ; that one started out as “immoral”), invisible sky fairy, the concept of multiple lifetime sentences running consecutively does actually mean something.

        • Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:33 am | Permalink

          You hint at the proper sentence: a run-on colon splice. After all, the one’s intestines are already readily accessible….

          b&

  3. rickflick
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris, and Dennett. With appropriate comments.

  4. Timothy Hughbanks
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:06 am | Permalink

    Love it … and, as is often the case here, the comments are even better than the original humorous post.

    • Diane G.
      Posted May 15, 2014 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

      Esp. the first: “im looking forward to the book tour.”

  5. moarscienceplz
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    I keep trying to find a Bible that has the original page 1:

    “This is a work of fiction. Any relationship between the persons, places, or stories in this book and any actual person, place, or story is purely coincidental.”

    • Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:43 am | Permalink

      There is a very apropos video about this, but I forget how to add a link without it turning in to an embed so whoever is interested go to the following code on Youtube
      v=LmHSPI7ZkRk

  6. Jim Thomerson
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    Many years ago from XELO, Del Rio, Texas, there was an advertisement for an autographed picture of Jesus Christ. I wish I had ordered on, so I could sell it on eBay.

  7. SESE
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 10:16 am | Permalink

    We sent this to my brother, who immediately queried, “Immaculate Inscription?”

  8. Torbjörn Larsson, OM
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Signed “The Ground of all Fonts.”

    Epic Typeface.

  9. wildhog
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Original title of that book:
    Mythology for Dummies

  10. Diana MacPherson
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Signed by the hand of God.

    • Matt G
      Posted May 15, 2014 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

      Hence, the Invisible Hand.

      • Blue
        Posted May 15, 2014 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

        Or … … likely with that B I I I I G and Mightily Omni – Potentate – ally , Hirsute – y, Scribal One which believers so ‘know’ from time to time reaches His Digits out and down –– to do Certain Thingies, eg, as such scriptures’ signings –– from All o’ His Holy Cloudliness.

        Blue

  11. Posted May 15, 2014 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    Fire sale? Singed copy?

    /@

  12. momus
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    Any reports of someone smote being by lightning for doing this?

  13. Susan
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    Maybe there is a jesus-face potato chip stuck in the pages.

  14. Barbara Radcliffe
    Posted May 15, 2014 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    A couple of years ago a ‘biography’ of a then famous Australian race horse was published. I saw an advertisement for signed copies! Not having purchased one, I don’t know if the signature was a foot print! If horses can sign books, who knows…

  15. Posted May 16, 2014 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    LOL!


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