Well, my “Cat Angels”—the secret celebrity panel of helpers and judges—have collated all the entries of the Cat Confessions contest, in which readers were asked to provide a photograph of their moggie as well as a TRUE written confession of that moggie’s misdeeds, along the lines of what was done to people during China’s Cultural Revolution.
And the results vastly exceeded my expectations. We have 34 entries, and all of them are funny. Rather then put them all on one post, which would take forever to load, I have placed them as a widget on the left sidebar (label: “Cat confession contest: all entries”), which you can click to see every entry, or you can simply click here to go directly to that page. Take some time to read them all; believe me—it’s worth it. You will LOL.
The quality of the entries is a testimony to both the ingenuity of the readers and the malefaction of their cats.
What will happen next is that the Cat Angels and I will pick five finalists and display them on one page where readers can leave comments (you can, by the way, leave comments on the big page above as well). After a short while, we will pick the winner, who will receive an autographed copy of WEIT with a cat hand-drawn by Professor Ceiling Cat to the winner’s specifications. We will not take a vote, as some cats have figured a way to game the system, but we will look at readers’ comments before deciding.
Note that none of the cats look contrite!