It is finished

From Ed Brody’s Twi**er feed, via Matthew Cobb, we have a newspaper television listing that Brody labels “spoiler alert”:

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What about Revelation??

23 Comments

  1. Posted December 23, 2013 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Never mind Revelation; what about the resurrection and ascension?!

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    • Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:36 am | Permalink

      And, before all that, there’s the Great Guts Groping….

      b&

      • Posted December 23, 2013 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

        Twelve tongues a-talking
        Eleven apostles freaking
        Ten linens lying
        Nine breads a-breaking
        Eight guts a-groping
        Seven fuckers fishing
        Six elders scheming
        FIVE GUTS IN THE FIELD…
        Four Pharisees
        Three martyrs
        Two tons of converts
        and an ergot so-oaked scribe in Sporadeeeees!

        • Posted December 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

          You said, “guts,” twice. Charming!

          b&

          • Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

            Two references to guts…

            1) the well-known fondling episode, and

            2) and Acts 1:18, where Judas, instead of hanging himself, uses his filthy lucre to purchase a field, goes prancing around in it and suddenly tumbles forward ass over teakettle, bursting his midsection and spilling his bowels all over the place.

            They liked guts back in them good ol’ days, apparently.

            • Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

              There was, however, no logical reason for me to to be redundant with the word “and” above.

  2. Posted December 23, 2013 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    Or so Vince Gilligan would have us believe.

  3. gbjames
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    And isn’t there going to be a sequel? The Return of Jesus, Part 1?

    • gbjames
      Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:12 am | Permalink

      and sub

      • Richard Olson
        Posted December 23, 2013 at 7:17 am | Permalink

        sub

    • Posted December 23, 2013 at 11:51 am | Permalink

      Al Goldstein was working on it when he, unfortunately, passed away a few days ago. It had the working title: “The Sloppy Second Coming of Christ”.

  4. Robert Seidel
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    Years ago after reading it, I thought Revelation would make a great cheesy Hollywood blockbuster, and wrote down this wishing list for the cast:

    Jack Nicholson as God
    John Malkovich as Satan
    Bruce Willis as archangel Gabriel (who doesn’t appear in Revelation, I know, but what the heck)

    With guest appearances by Clint Eastwood as instructor of the apocalyptic riders, and Louise Fletcher as the snake in paradise.

    • Posted December 23, 2013 at 8:42 am | Permalink

      Gary Oldman as Judas.

      • Posted December 23, 2013 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

        …with frequent cutaways to Bruce Dern, eyes wide and pupils dilated, scribbling on some parchment and munching on some moldy bread.

    • papalinton
      Posted December 23, 2013 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

      Directed by Mel Gibson.

  5. Notagod
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    They won’t admit it but it is clear, the christians are very happy that christ is dead.

    • gravelinspector-Aidan
      Posted December 25, 2013 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

      It probably stops him troubling their bigotry and hatred with awkward things like morals and poverty.

  6. Kevin
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    And the epistles and letters to boot.

    All that “women should be silent in church” stuff comes from post-Jesus writings. (If you accept that Jesus was an actual person, which I think is about on par with accepting that Bigfoot exists and is living in my back yard.)

    • Posted December 23, 2013 at 11:24 am | Permalink

      That’s not Bigfoot living out back, it’s your aptly-named Uncle Harry.

      Easy misidentification to make, I know.

      b&

  7. Dave
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    “What about Revelation??” It’s just an afterword that no one will ever take seriously.

  8. jcm
    Posted December 23, 2013 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    Revelation? “Guy on acid…”

  9. gravelinspector-Aidan
    Posted December 25, 2013 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    … shoulld have had some weed too.
    A friend of mine who went into working for the Customs relates that they would get some of the “good stuff” diverted from the evidence locker. He took a liking to PCP (“Angel Dust”, a potent hallucinogen) sprinkled on top grade “skunk” cannabis leaf. He described it as combining the best of both worlds – “you’d be, like, tripping and dreaming that you were being eaten by ants – that’s the Angel Dust. But the weed wold mellow you out about this ; ants have gotta live after all, so let them eat.”


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