Exhibit A supporting my contention: a group of talentless hacks who possess a genius for self-promotion has captured the country’s attention, making millions of dollars in the process.
I’m referring, of course, to the Kardashian family. As far as I can see it, contributes nothing to humanity by way of genuine entertainment, which requires talent. It is a severe indictment of America that we’ve made them rich. In fact, even now I am scourging myself with hooks for publishing this.
Yes, the famous Kardashian Christmas Card has just been released, showing just the female side of the family, except for the increasingly bizarre Bruce Jenner, who is encased in a tube on the right (the person who sent this to me commented, “If you think your life sucks, just imagine being Bruce Jenner”).
The photo is big and high-resolution, so click on it if you want to savor every detail. The production company of their “reality” show paid the $250,000 for this mess, so the family, rich as it is, doesn’t even have to buy its own Christmas cards.
And if this isn’t enough for you, go over to the E! site to the fascinating feature, “Analyzing the Kardashian Christmas card: 24 things you might not have noticed.” There you’ll find answers to burning questions like, “Where’s Kanye?” and “How many images of Kim appear in the card?”
Knock yourself out (first figuratively, then literally).