Sadly, neither Sandra Bullock nor Sarah Silverman has yet realized that I would be their perfect mate, but a guy can dream. After all, Silverman is an atheist Jew, and Bullock not only went to my high school (later than I, of course), but also, like me, spent several teenage years in Germany. Isn’t Professor Ceiling Cat a step up from a philandering, tattooed motorcycle freak?
And how can you not find this adorable? It’s Bullock rapping to Sugarhill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight” (1979; original here) on the Jonathan Ross show.
Her explanation for knowing the lyrics is also great. From ET:
Bullock, 49, explained that she learned the rap to impress a boy that she liked back in high school. “I was like, ‘Next time I go to that dance, I’m going to know every word. I’m going to make sure he sees me lip-syncing it, and I’m going to catch his eye, and say the words. And he’s going to like me. And sadly it worked.”