. . . and perhaps a reason to make Fluffy’s Wager.
From today’s Non Sequitur:
Have a good evening; I’ll be here all weekend, folks!
The pearly gates will open,
So that I can haz;
For Ceiling Cat purchased my redemption
And forgave me all my badz.
Could we get someone to redraw the Cartoon with “PZ” replacing “Larry”?
Woah…I thought Set was a jackal-headed god, not a cat-headed one!
Whaddya mean, worng mythology? Like it mattered to anybody when they were all invented….
Ceiling Cat is real
…except, of course, when declared INT….
…but never float…
That’ll give you a runtime error!
But only, of course, #ifdef WALKSONWATER….
And there I was thinking that no-one else would appreciate my plans to write a coffee-pot controlling module for our seismic-mapping system.
Oh there are even RFCs for this:
RFC 2324 Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)
RFC 2325 Definitions of Managed Objects for Drip-Type Heated Beverage Hardware Devices using SMIv2
Just, please, do not use RFC 1149 to deliver my cup….
Coffee is best delivered via Sneakernet.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a firetruck filled with espresso hurtling down the highway….
I had heard of those RFCs, along with the ones for IP over an Avian physical transport layer, though I hadn’t got as far as reading them.
Incidentally, did it ever occur to you why the subject matter of RFC 1918 was covered in RFC 1918? (It may be coincidence, but I doubt it.)
“I can haz Cheezes-burg?”
Just wait ’til you infidels show up at the pearly gates and Lassie is standing guard.
If Lassie is standing guard, it the gates ain’t pearly.
I personally think that it will be a black Angus and only vegetarians will get in.
Our Cat, Who art in ceiling
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
by humans as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily obligation,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as you may forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not to the d*gs,
but deliver us from such evil. Amen.
On the rat side of the equation, there is this: “You want proof evolution is for real, don’t waste your time with fossils; just check out the New York City rat. They started out as immigrants, stowaways in some ship’s cargo hold. Only the survivors got to breed, and they’ve been improving with every new litter. Smarter, faster, stronger. Getting ready to rule. Manhattan wouldn’t be the ﬁrst island they took over.” — Andrew Vachss, Another Life
Winston, Halle-bear…are you comfy? Care for an extra treat? Anything more I can do for you tonight?
Reblogged this on hitchens67 Atheism WOW!! Campaign.
Loved “Fluffy’s Wager.” :D
Also–this brings new meaning to “His eye is on the sparrow…”
Oh Jesus H Keerist. Now I’m in for it.
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