Proof that cats are the root of all evil

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28 Comments

  1. Posted March 14, 2013 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    There is no evil and Cats reign supreme. Even if a few notorious folks were wise enough to like a cat or two.

  2. Posted March 14, 2013 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

    Cats were once worshiped as gods, Cats have never forgotten this.

    I learned this from Ceiling Cat, so it must be true. That and ancient Egypt.

    • David Duncan
      Posted March 14, 2013 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

      There is no Ceiling Cat. If there was d*gs wouldn’t exist.

  3. Keith from NJ
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    As I recall, the villain in the James Bond stories, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, was fond of cats. That’s proof enough!

    • Dave Ricks
      Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:06 am | Permalink

      Vintage Bond:

      When office chairs had 4 wheels.

    • David Duncan
      Posted March 15, 2013 at 4:02 am | Permalink

      In Diamonds are Forever there were multiple Blofelds and at least two evil white cats.

      • Cliff Melick
        Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:26 am | Permalink

        Not white cats, silver Persians.

  4. dinosaurjrjr
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    was lenin really evil? i’m skeptical.

    • Dominic
      Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:50 am | Permalink

      No he was not. Ruthless, yes.

  5. Marella
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    Or men who wear mustaches are evil, or men who wear mustaches like cats.

  6. Posted March 14, 2013 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

    I think Trotsky was one of the good guys – and Hitler was a dog lover, but apart from that, yes cats are evil. Ask any ball of wool.

    • Posted March 14, 2013 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

      There are arguments both pro and con Trotsky. In any case he was not among the people shown above. Trotsky was a cactus lover, at least in his last years in Mexico, and he wrote glowingly of how only after Darwin’s work could one see that there was a scientific basis for classification.

      • Posted March 15, 2013 at 1:42 am | Permalink

        i thought the first picture was Trotsky? Was it Lenin?

        • BillyJoe
          Posted March 15, 2013 at 2:52 am | Permalink

          Yep. Trotsky Lenin Lenin Stalin Hitler in that order

          • David Duncan
            Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:55 am | Permalink

            I’m sure the first is Lenin, so that’s three Lenins in a row.

      • whyevolutionistrue
        Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:25 am | Permalink

        Trotsky also liked chickens, as I learned when visiting his house not long ago in Mexico City (a fascinating place). And to the commenters below: both of the top two pictures are Lenin. Trotsky didn’t look anything like him.

        • JBlilie
          Posted March 15, 2013 at 6:16 am | Permalink

          I thought he looked axactly like Geoffrey Rush! :)

        • Posted March 15, 2013 at 7:10 am | Permalink

          Listen to Jerry: the first picture is definitely Lenin. A little web work showed that Trotsky owned dogs, by the way. As for his love of cactuses, Trotsky took up their study for distraction while he was in Mexico. What fascinated me was that his few utterances on their classification are not only Darwinian, they have echoes of the Modern Synthesis. One wonders whose book he read. Someone visiting his home in Coyoacan could report on which biological tomes he had on his bookshelf.

    • Jim Sweeney
      Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:58 am | Permalink

      A well known story is that when Victor Adler objected to Count Berchtold, foreign minister of Austria-Hungary, that war would provoke revolution in Russia … he replied: “And who will lead this revolution? Perhaps Mr. Bronstein sitting over there at the Cafe Central?

  7. arizonajones
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    That’s it! I’m naming my cat “Sputnik”.

    • Posted March 14, 2013 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

      Good word “Sputnik”: it means “fellow traveller”.

      • Jim Sweeney
        Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:47 am | Permalink

        Or traveling companion, which is to say satellite.

  8. Veroxitatis
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 1:17 am | Permalink

    This beats the lot of them and it’s black.
    http://petslady.com/articles/vatican_kitties_pope_emeritus_benedict_xvi_cat_lover_62232

    • infiniteimprobabilit
      Posted March 15, 2013 at 1:40 am | Permalink

      Pope Ratzy likes cats?

      I rush to point out, it’s not the cats’ fault that Pope Ratzy likes them! This is just guilt-by-association. NO WAY does that prove that cats are evil.

      Ceilingcat knows, cats are above all those pathological human social behaviours.

      • JBlilie
        Posted March 15, 2013 at 6:20 am | Permalink

        Katz and Ratz — can’t work out as a long-term relationship.

        (In a ham and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved; but the pig is committed.)
        :)

  9. Posted March 15, 2013 at 5:37 am | Permalink

    And it was the atrocities of the early 20th century that demonstrated what happens when atheists are in power: cat ownership increases.


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