New Year’s resolutions illustrated by cats

Mine is to exercise more and begin writing my book.

h/t: Sarah

18 Comments

  1. gbjames
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:08 am | Permalink

    Book? Have you announced the subject of said book?

    • Peter Beattie
      Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:07 am | Permalink

      I was wondering the same thing. Seems to have passed me by.

  2. TJR
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    My new year’s resolution?

    Spend less time surfing the internet and leave fewer pointless comments.

    Damn.

    • gbjames
      Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:59 am | Permalink

      ;)

    • gbjames
      Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:01 am | Permalink

      I always allow myself one pointless comment per posting since that is the only way to get follow-up emails. Unfortunately, I often forget the little check box. Which leads to repeated violations of my one-per-post rule.

  3. Jeannette
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:11 am | Permalink

    Ha, ha. I haven’t seen an overweight cat like the one in this video since the days I did volunteer work at a group home. The cat was so fat it could barely walk. Gross.

  4. Barry Lyons
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    And what book might that be that you intend to write? I’m hoping it’s about the idiocy of religion. Yeah, we’ve had a spate of them in recent years but we can always use another — and that includes one by me. But because of other projects (I’m co-writing a short comedy series for the Web) my book probably won’t be completed until the end of the year. Perhaps you’d like to look at the manuscript. It will be short and funny (done in a style much like my first book, “Letter to a Prohibitionist”). It will be the Ultimate Smackdown of religion. Ridiculing believers (well, because of the insane crap that they believe) and doing so with laughs, it’s gonna be a hoot! It’s guaranteed to piss off thin-skinned believers everywhere. Anyway, good like with your book.

    A priest walks into a hotel to get a room. The priest says, as the desk clerk hands him the key, “I hope the porn channel is disabled.” The desk clerk says, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

  5. Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    Since aerobic exercise increases the flow of oxygen-rich blood to specific regions of the brain, therefore improving mental functioning, your dual focus should be an effective one.

    • TJR
      Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:07 am | Permalink

      Neal Stephenson’s recent novel REAMDE contains handy tips on how to do both at once.

      • John Scanlon, FCD
        Posted January 5, 2013 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

        Ripping read, but his most middlebrow effort yet. I’m not sure he was properly taking the piss out of all those gun-nut characters.

  6. Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    I suspect my resolution this year will be the same as last: 2650×1440.

    Sorry…no, that’s okay…I know my own way out….

    b&

    • Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

      ??

      • gbjames
        Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

        The resolution of Ben’s computer screen.

        • Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

          I’m losing my brain! I thought those numbers looked familiar and couldn’t reach the connection!

  7. Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    That video was so cute, I watched it three times!

  8. Marella
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Very cute video.

  9. Diane G.
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    pointless subscribing post

  10. John Scanlon, FCD
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    The video has been removed by the user.


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