Mental health break

I get to put up feline theology because I hurt my brain reading sophisticated theology:

23 Comments

  1. Posted February 26, 2012 at 7:55 am | Permalink

    Whew! After all that “so the” nonsense, I can only thank Ceiling Cat that you’ve come back to your sense! Celebrate! Catnip all round!

  2. Posted February 26, 2012 at 7:55 am | Permalink

    That’s a much better set of commandments than the one in that other book. Much less thoughtcrime, moral guidance rather than moral absolutes, rules against evil rather than for the worship of a dictator… this can only have been derived from the divine.

  3. Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    We can haz!

    • S A GOULD
      Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:12 am | Permalink

      +

  4. Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    That hurty-brain feeling is why I write stuff on RationalWiki. I know a good article because I feel stupider after researching it. (e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4 and, possibly the stupidest idea ever, 5.)

    • VikingWarriorPrinces
      Posted February 26, 2012 at 9:15 am | Permalink

      Baraminology! what the everloving…!
      I don’t know how many braincells I killed reading about that tripe. Creationists really try everything don’t they.

      • Posted February 26, 2012 at 9:24 am | Permalink

        If you want to see a mind divided, look at Todd Charles Wood’s blog. His baraminology work keeps turning up excellent evidence for evolution, and he all but admits this.

    • S A GOULD
      Posted February 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

      Read #5. Can see why your brain might hurt.

    • Diane G.
      Posted February 27, 2012 at 3:29 am | Permalink

      David, keep up the good work!!

  5. Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    I like it, very funny!

  6. Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    Shouldn’t 7 read: “Don’ kil. Jus play wif it til it stops movin, den leef it on hoomanz bed”?

    • daveau
      Posted February 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

      Everybody know dere are two diffrunt 10 commanments.

      • daveau
        Posted February 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

        *iz. Wow!

  7. Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    I’d like to see Ceiling Cat’s take on the 613 mitzvot. For example, how hard can I beat my slave?

    • Posted February 26, 2012 at 9:11 am | Permalink

      Ceiling Cat: “No scratch hoomins. K, only can scratch if hoomins furrget noms, cheezburgers ‘speshaly.

  8. Posted February 26, 2012 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    My fattee cattee snorted disfainfully, but then she’s as black as.

  9. Posted February 26, 2012 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Awesome! I love it!

  10. jwthomas
    Posted February 26, 2012 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    Here’s a YouTube video of a cat and rat sharing milk! http://tinyurl.com/73f7z4c
    Watch the rat aggressively jerk the milk away from the cat. The cat, of course, is Mr Cool about it all

  11. Posted February 26, 2012 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    I am told the Ceiling Cat Bible is actually surprisingly good, because it was something actual Biblical scholars worked on to let off steam. (Modulo cattified bits like the above.)

  12. Filippo
    Posted February 26, 2012 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    What if that were a Quran (Koran)? Aren’t the pages getting just a little mussed and wrinkled by kitty paw? Wouldn’t that offend delicate Islamofascist sensibilities and make them go whaah?

    • Posted February 26, 2012 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

      If by ‘whaah’ you mean the sound of people being murdered in the name of a fictitious god, then yes, very likely, sadly.

      • Filippo
        Posted February 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

        No, by “whaah” I mean the sound of complaint made by a religious fascist whose delicate sensibilities have allegedly been offended.

  13. Steve Smith
    Posted February 26, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2530#comic


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