This is what college should be.

by Greg Mayer

Several days ago, while walking to my car past a small patch of woods adjacent to the building where my office is, one of my students called to me from the woods. He has been working on various projects, and this year has been pretty much in charge of a project to monitor the abundance  of an invasive exotic crayfish in a local pond. He was sitting on a chair in the middle of the woods, and as I approached him I noticed two bird feeders hanging in trees nearby. He explained that he was working on a lab for his animal behavior course, but had seen few or no birds that morning. Surveying the woods, I noticed how open it was because the canopy trees had not yet leafed out, and very few of the understory trees or shrubs had either. There were, however, quite a few flowering herbaceous plants, and, seeing how the birds were scarce, we took a look at the flowers. They were unevenly distributed over the forest floor, with large clumps or colonies here and there. We wondered about this– were there subtle habitat differences we could not immediately see that determined where the plants grew?  Or perhaps they reproduced clonally, and each patch was where a successful individual had landed.

Bloodroot- the start of it all. Photo by UpstateNYer from Wikipedia.

While I take some pride in my knowledge of local trees, forest herbs are not my forte. The student said he thought the plants nearest us, with white flowers and lobed, shamrock-like leaves, were bloodroot. He plucked one, and sure enough a reddish sap was evident in the stem. We looked around a bit more, and found some Trillium, too. About this time a graduate student who also works in my lab was walking down a path through the woods, and we called him over, and showed him the plants we’d found. I told the students about how this was a good time to be in the forest, because you see much further before the understory leafs out, allowing you to see the topography and the distribution of the big canopy trees at a glance, as well as the flowering herbs, some of which are ephemeral and will soon die back, but others of which will, after flowering early, keep their green leaves all season.

I mentioned to the students that I’d seen a great web post that morning about first contact with aliens (h/t: PZ), which stressed the likely lack of similarity and extreme technological disparity between us and interstellar travelers (“nuclear weapons [used by them] vs. sponges [which would be us]“), and how a binary code would be the way to communicate, although PZ noted they’d probably collect several specimens for the interstellar natural history museum before they figured out the sponges [that would be us] were sentient. The grad student suggested that it wouldn’t be that bad, since convergent evolution would insure that they had some basic similarities to us. I said I’m not so sure, and noted that George Gaylord Simpson, in his famous essay on the nonprevalence of humanoids (link might require subscription), had argued strongly that life elsewhere is decidedly unlikely to be familiar to us. We discussed what basic similarities there might be among life forms evolved completely independently.  Bilateral symmetry?  Common on earth, but how many times had it evolved independently here? Cephalization? There were some interesting cases of it evolving in primitively radial urchins. Carbon based?  It beats silicon, but there was the Horta on Star Trek. The grad student recalled how Star Trek “explained” the prevalence of humanoids by having the “ancient humanoids” seed the galaxy with DNA that would lead to the evolution of humanoids. This, I noted, is no explanation at all, but it did show the Star Trek producers were aware of the thrust of Simpson’s critique.

We went on to note that there were ways of trying to distinguish independent from convergent origins. Shared, yet arbitrary, characteristics, such as the genetic code, suggest a single origin (unless of course there are functional differences among possible codes, which would make them non-arbitrary), while clearly adaptive similarities might arise through convergence (see whales and icthyosaurs). About this time we all realized we had other things we were supposed to be doing– meetings, lectures, etc. So we split up, and headed for our varied destinations. As we did, the first student said, “This is what college should be.”

12 Comments

  1. NewEnglandBob
    Posted April 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    That is what life should be, not just college.

  2. Posted April 26, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    Greg,

    I have often cringed at the smug certaintly of planetologists and astrophysicists (Most recently Steven Hawking!) that intelligent life, even humanoid life, might be prevalent in the universe. I’m pretty sure that these folks never really critically considered objections to this speculation by Simpson, S.J. Gould and others. There is always this overly simplistic argument that because of the vast number of stars and galaxies, there HAS GOT to be an abundance of life and intelligence. Sounds vaguely like the surety of the ID crowd that due to the vast complexity of the biological world, our world HAS TO have a designer. I developed some of the same objections as you have in today’s WEIT post in my essay, “How Can Evolution Inform Us in Predicting Extraterrestrial Intelligence?” http://armchairdarwin.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-can-evolution-inform-us-in.html

    You and your WEIT readers might find this interesting. As a scientist (and biologist), I would be awestruck at such compelling evidence for a STAR TREK universe, and as a Sci-Fi fan would even welcome it. But I just don’t see such evidence for such extraordinary claims.

    • tomh
      Posted April 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

      What would you accept as evidence? Besides personal meetings, which seem extremely unlikely, considering the distances involved.

  3. Isaac Weil
    Posted April 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    The student in this article is my big big brother.

  4. Posted April 26, 2010 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    On Extraterrestrial Sophonts

    I rather doubt they would be so stupid as to miss our tool use and accompanying behaviors. I also rather doubt our differences would be as great as those between humans and myxozoans.

    We use tools, they would use tools. Doesn’t matter what form the tools take, it’s the fact they ETs would have ways of extending and modifying their capabilities. Yes, they would have knowledge and technology we don’t, but that doesn’t necessarily mean we couldn’t catch up given the opportunity.

    As for this humanoid business, let’s keep in mind that just as it’s possible they may be non-humanoid, it’s also possible some may be humanoid.

    Indeed, as with the friendly aliens of Galaxy Quest, they may wish to represent themselves as humanoid to prevent a “squick” reaction from us.

    On Herbaceous Plant Growth Patterns

    Were the herbaceous plants you found more tightly clustered under or near the feeding stations?

    • whyevolutionistrue
      Posted April 26, 2010 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

      The bird feeders had been hung only days earlier, and would not have been a factor in the plants’ distribution.

      GCM

  5. JBlilie
    Posted April 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    A couple of my shots of bloodroot froma few weeks ago (SE Minnesota)

    Bloodroot 1

    Bloodroot 2

    Can anyone tell me what these are?:
    Unknown Lily-like flower 1

    Unknown Lily-like flower 1

  6. JBlilie
    Posted April 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    Second unknown lily should have sadi “2” … oops

  7. JBlilie
    Posted April 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    or even “said ‘2’”

    • JBlilie
      Posted May 5, 2010 at 8:31 am | Permalink

      MyaR:

      Thanks very much! That sounds like what they had on the sign in the park (and I forgot!) That’s it! I can tell from the link you sent.

      My macro lens (I love it, I’d put it up against any other):

      TAMRON 70-200mm f/2.8

      @ Amazon

  8. MyaR
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    And I need to um, close my tags. I blame the iPhone! And yes, to whoever said this is what life should be like.


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